K-Fed Update
From Defamer
While Britney Spears' lawyers were drafting divorce papers on Monday, Kevin Federline (who almost instantaneously acquired the moniker "Fed-Ex" since news of the split) was doing an interview with MuchMusic in support of the rap career which now, tragically, becomes his sole means of support not involving the "borrowing" of meal money from Sean Preston and Jayden James during his weekend visitation window. At some point during the interview, Federline received a text message, turned ashen, and left the table for half an hour, perhaps indicating that was the moment he learned his marriage was over, putting him only a year or so behind the average InTouch reader. In the above video of the scene, you can almost see the sparkle drain from his bling.