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September 12, 2005

Top 10 Celebrity Trainwrecks

I was catching up on some much needed blog reading this morning and wanted to share Scott Baradell's post on celebrity trainwrecks. The list is below, but make sure you read Scotts perspective on why Tom Cruise takes first place on the list. It can be found on Idea Grove's well written blog

1. Tom Cruise. "Matt...Matt...Matt!!" And he's supposed to be making the case against Ritalin?

2. Michael Jackson. The caboose that just keeps crashing.

3. Courtney Love. Needs attention like most people need oxygen.

4. Ashlee Simpson. They aren't booing...they're chanting "Ashlee, Ashlee!"

5. Britney Spears. Quoth Britney in her recently departed reality show: "The sex is real good. Our sex is so good. I've had sex three times today!" But who's counting.

6. Mariah Carey. All that glitters is not gold lame.

7. Robert Blake. Like Michael, he's again free to roam the earth. Those Southern California prosecutors are a crack squad, aren't they, O.J.?

8. Anne Heche. It happened in 2000 so it's kind of old news now but...what beats showing up wacked-out at a complete stranger's house, asking to take a shower and then telling the cops that you are God and will return everyone to heaven in your spaceship?

9. Kobe Bryant. From Goody Two-Shoes to Shoeless Joe before our very eyes. Time to get your Zen on, Phil.

10.Lindsay Lohan. OK, so she hasn't actually had a meltdown yet. But it's coming.

Posted by Steve Hultgren at September 12, 2005 11:24 AM

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