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July 05, 2005

Mariah, You’re Fired!

It’s one thing to airbrush a celebrity on the cover of a magazine, but to airbrush their fat on national TV…what was Mariah Carey thinking?

At Macy's Fireworks Spectacular (2005), Mariah stepped out on the stage to plug her new album and show off her sultry body in another one of her trademark, barely-there dresses. At first glance I thought, “Damn, she has a six-pack like Miss Jackson.” But after cameras did a close-up I realized that her abs were the result of a botched air bronzing procedure, which when applied correctly can give the appearance of a more defined midsection. It was as if a child, or someone who recently had a “mental breakdown,” had applied the sunless tanner. Doesn’t Mariah pay people a lot of money to make sure she is always camera ready? If I were her, I’d have to take Mr. Trump’s lead and say “you’re fired." But we still LOVE you Mariah, even if Madonna thinks otherwise.

Posted by Lance Buckley at July 5, 2005 02:36 PM

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