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August 16, 2005

Judes Law Pulls His Penis... Off The Net!

We love Jude Law, the products he uses and wouldn't think of plastering his wee-wee on our blog. Today we support poor Jude Law: it’s one thing to have paparazzi shots of your genitalia splashed hither and yon across inboxes everywhere, but it’s another to have the size queens at Page Six make bitchy remarks about them: “In snapshots that recall George Costanza’s infamous ‘shrinkage’ episode on ‘Seinfeld,’ the love-rat actor’s meager manhood is on full display as he changes into a swimsuit outside his mother Maggie Law’s house in Vaudelnay, France. ‘He’s no Tommy Lee, (Who's picture we will show) that’s for sure,’ sighed one unimpressed publicist who viewed copies of the paparazzi pix obtained by PAGE SIX.” Along with our nanny-poking-stick-ogling friends at Defamer, we bewail the unjustice of it all: couldn’t they at least have given Jude the benefit of the doubt and said he was a grower, not a shower? Get the backstory from the Defamer:

Posted by Steve Hultgren at August 16, 2005 01:00 PM

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