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What does Naomi Campbell's publicist do?

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It seems like Naomi Campbell has yet other complaint against her ... Assault on another employee that resulted in physical as well as emotional damage. What's wrong with her? More importantly, why hasn't her publicist gone into overdrive on crisis management? My pr advice for NC:

1. Develop a pr campaign that removes attention from your erratic behavior and focuses on a caring side: set up a camp for overweight teenagers.

2. Set up a charity fund that donates to battered women showing the world that you really care.

3. Schedule SNL spoof on behavior.

4. Travel to third world countries and set up a fashion show for underprivileged youth.

5. Press announcement revealing spouts of delirium that causes emotional distress and breakouts.

6. Take a trip to an anger management/ "detox" clinic.

7. Have your employees sign waivers removing their right to contact the media on abuse charges.

8. Stay out of the public's eye - mimic Julia Roberts/Beyonce/etc

I'm not sure what steps her publicist is taking to help her reputation but maybe she likes it this horrible attention. She is fazing out as the hottest runway model so perhaps this is a clever way to keep her in the press. Sounds like she's a believer of "no press is bad press." I disagree Ms. Campbell ... Heed my advice.

... Out of the mouth of babes


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